As you age, tastes change. I for one have found I no longer like Honey Nut Cheerios either.

Unfortunately, there is a good chance this one will be canceled after a promising pilot.

Philly jokes have been scheduled for automatic update immediately following Eagles Super Bowl victory. Unfortunately...  

Jesus. Now there are cheesesteak truthers.

As of press time 75 percent of fans who voted on Twitter would like Bryce Harper on the Phillies.

Tomorrow: “Would you like to see Clayton Kershaw on the Phillies? Yes or No?”

That would be be an interesting Presidential debate:

Budget cuts.

I want to make another burner to give this another star.

White men suck. They have the world on a plate and they’re so fucking angry. And so uncool

But it’s just a racist caricature, man! What do you want?

Lets look at both sides here.

calls a person a loser while wearing a windbreaker of a different sports team, belonging to a different sport, from a different city, to a baseball game in mid-april in cleveland. yea...the protesters are the losers here...

I thought if there’s anyone who’s going to understand why something is no longer fashionable, it would be the guy in a Cowboys Starter jacket and cargo shorts.

“It’s a caricature”

Screams get a job while also not being at a job.

Fun fact: Pro wrestling isn’t real. Except for Donald Trump. Who called Linda McMahon to console her when Vince McMahon was “blown up” in his limo during a WWE show.

He gets decent crowd reaction, is highly energetic, and Gronk shows up whenever he’s is the area.

WWE storyline? Looks like Gronk is making a run for the White House in 2069.

“I mean y’all are slaves, it’s part of the law, shruuug, what do you expect? Shrug.” I mean that’s basically what you’re doing. “Ah whatever it’s what it is, y’all should just accept it, I DO! Because I’m a white man and don’t want to fight against the status quo, which makes me comfortable in this society.”

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