Pittsburgh: Hold my beer, Boston.

it’s from Europe

If you rearrange the letters and leave out a lot of them and add an extra W, it says “I played for Washington in game two.”

How do you leave a toaster on? What kind of fancy ass toaster you using?

Great. How about you finish the series instead.

Believe me, nobody wanted Hillary to win more than Donald Trump.

Well, people modify their $50,000 diesel truck to burn more $5/gal diesel fuel to belch smoke to strike a blow for the little guy against the small-car driving, bicycling and pedestrian elites. Or something like that.

What is the point of rolling coal? Is it just redneck douche bravado? Do they think it impresses anyone? I don’t get it.

Never thought I’d be agreeing Dan Snyder...

Of course throwing at Machado’s head was awful but does anybody really think that was intentional rather than Barnes fucking up in his location?

Yeah if long trots after home runs were a justification for throwing at someone, Ortiz would be responsible for the death of everyone ever associated with the Red Sox

I heard one of the EEI guys the other day basically call Pedroia out for apologizing, indicating that he can’t be a leader in the clubhouse if he isn’t going to advocate for the murder of everyone baseball player not on his team.

:)

Now I badly want Sigourney Weaver to be playing a character named Cora Door.

If your unwritten rules state that not getting hit with a fastball is worse than getting hit with a fastball, maybe your rules suck.

Year 1: Bad player

What a shitty comment.

Orioles fans call that an Ortiz trot. I think it’s appropriate for Boston, especially after they threw at his head last time around.

Here is the thing that these sort of people do not understand: