Sorry about having to live in Philly for 4 years.
I hope you have a good support group.

Yeah, I don’t watch hockey, but I got to the part of the article where they mentioned the asshole was from Philladelphia team and my reaction was “of course they were”.

There has to be a way to wall Philly off from the rest of the world. Maybe that’s how we get rid of Trump. We can tell him that if he stops trying to…

I was thinking about this after reading the Pablo Sandaval article, because I genuinely feel bad for Pablo about his eating disorder.
But I can’t find any sympathy for Johnny....and I think it’s because he’s an asshole. He has an addiction, and he drives drunk. He has an addiction, and he beats women.

Shit.... I clicked on this article for a laugh, and then ended up feeling bad. This guy seems to have a legitimate eating disorder.

because blah blah political correctness blah blah freedom blah blah blah ‘Merica.

Baseball mastermind Fredi is determining whether he should play the remaining games with 2 outfielders, or if Hector’s abused hooker should take his place in the lineup.

Especially since this couple could have used the money from the photobooth and hired someone who wasn’t an “aspirational photographer”.

“And man, like converting a photo to black and white really doesn’t automatically improve the quality.”

But it can often hide some flaws in the photography. I’m often very cautious when I see a lot of B&W professional photos.

It’s 7 tweets in 4 years. It’s not like hes doing a daily hit-piece.

I generally give the coaches the benefit of the doubt, but this may be the dumbest move i’ve ever seen.... and I watched Matt Williams as manager for 300+ games.
I watched the game and for 2 hours just kept repeating: “This guy is having a career game...how is he only at XX pitches?...he may pitch a full game...The…

I guess you have to use secondary stats if you’re choosing between a guy that is 1-for-8 this year, and one that is 1-for-9.

It’s cool for him. But when I slap a massive dong, I’m told to leave or the cops will be called.

Don’t worry, Chip. You’ll be totally forgotten by June.

Mesh back.

You accidentally hit “3" instead of “8"

I’ve lived in Maryland for 7 years now and I had to look at the shirt for a while to see what was wrong.

No, I don’t think the Warriors would beat them that bad. It would probably just be a single-digit win.

The emoji is lying.

I disagree brother.
Hotdogs and burgers are an ideal pair. How many cookouts have you been to that had both Hot Dog and Cheeseburgers cohabiting peacefully and deliciously.

More like Adrien Boner, ammirite?