Wow. The Red Sox really have “F- You money”.
But I respect the move by Farrell. My preferred baseball team is spending 35M this year on a pair of guys that each played less than 100 games, and batted sub .250.

It’s like white trash Bingo.
*the Mullet with hair gel
*90s Jiffy Lube assistant manager Mustache
*Dale Earnhardt Jr-style sunglasses
* he gold necklace usually seen on unsuccessful used car dealers.
It’s pretty amazing without the dog.

He’s no Ross Geller

The first time I read this, I thought Rob Dibble gave up the homerun to Carlos Gomez. It seemed like Atlanta was really committing to tanking.

Is that Marc Summers doing the flying elbow?

That’s just what the mainstream media wants you to believe. #AprilFoolTruth

Google says he is worth 12M, which isn’t nothing, i guess.
He falls financially in that Hollywood sweet spot between Chris Katan, and the middle kid from “Home Improvement”

If you consider Jim’s near-fatal intake of pain pills on a daily basis, this comparison is the most damning criticism ever of NFL and CTE risks.

Jessica-poor-enough-to-consider-Jon-Lovitz-a-sugardaddy.
I’m sure he’s just rolling in that 1990s “NewsRadio” money.

That was the first thing I though of with this clip. At least Upton really sold it.

They’ve kind of been resting all year.
Curry doesn’t usually even play the 4th quarter.

+1 torn UCL

Thanks for the support. We actually have an offer on the table for Mike Ditka; it’s a 12 year, 985 Million dollar contract.
We assume it’s on the table. He won’t return our calls so we just slid it under his door like a Chinese food delivery menu. #RedskinsFacts #HeritageNotHate

It was still less unusual than their suggestion for a rule that you can’t tackle Quarterbacks named Joe.

Jim Harbaugh, is that you?

Pssst...... math.

It worked last year.

Thank you! When LaRoche was in DC, I commented that I was concerned that his then 11-year old son wasn’t going to school. The commenters ripped me to shreds over it. I felt like I was taking crazy pills.

He isn’t allowed to learn Black History.

Sometimes articles can just be an interesting experience that a person had, and not funneled into an editorial about the writer’s personal viewpoint.

I think I see why there are a million “think-pieces” written a day.