Ah. I missed the fact that it was a house show, and was a little surprised. I remember for all televised events they confiscated all anti-Goldberg signs, and there were a lot of them. They were trying to do this beloved superman Cena-like push, but half the people there hated his fucking guts.

Is that the guy from the Hobbit?
And that may have been the worst “over-sell” in wrestling in a while.

Yeah, I was reassigned departments at work once, and BOOM a mere 3.5 months later I started beating my wife.

I’m curious to the MLB’s reaction. There haven’t been the same type of high-profile assaults as the NFL, so it’s hard to gauge how they’ll respond.

True. And actually if you had asked me a week ago “what tailgating wrestling move would result in the death of a Bills fan?”.... I would have said “moonsault”.

So I guess these drunken asshats are up to the task.

Tombstone may actually kill someone.
Have we had a TKO yet?

Something makes me think you don’t understand how “stunts” work.

I imagine you watching the Evel Knievel “19 car jump” and being worried about the motorcycle interrupting 19 people’s errands and commutes.

The Rams were borderline dirty before Williams arrived. With him involved, we’re lucky nobody was stabbed or hit HHH-style with a sledgehammer.

The fact that you said crutches makes you a better person than me.

This is the type of coaching mastermind that leads a team to a dominant 4-4 record.

Looks like my plans for the weekend.

Based on the cowboys season, it looks like karma or some higher power feels the same way.

This is the first time in at least a decade that Nelly has been involved in a hit.

“he would likely be in jail”
I’m assuming you’ve missed every celebrity trial for the last 30 years.

or don’t have a crableg to stand on. ammirite?

He’s had an unlucky year by being injured almost every game. But he’s been relatively injury free for most of his career.
I like to reserve “busts” for players that underperform or and constantly injured; 8 carries and a season lost to injury doesn’t count for me. Especially since his contract is almost nothing.

Comic book fans can (and are generally) into some sports.
Just like “nerds” or “dorks” can be terrible with grammar and spelling (e.g. you).

I couldn’t agree less on WWE half of that. He was sub-par selling, his offensive arsenal was at best mediocre, his pacing and ring presence was a disaster. I’d say he was one of the most overrated wrestlers of the 1990s.

Who cares. Win or lose, they’re still in Alabama.

I imagine it’s just more the same.... just much worse.
Camping MRE’s are not cheap at about 7-8 a meal (for 1). I imagine to make the price realistic/reasonable for an entire family to use for an extended period, there is a dramatic drop in quality.

Also, if these things are only opened in case of an apocalyptic…