Good news in DC sports?! I’m waiting for the depressing followup article.
“Beal abducted by aliens”
“Beal & Wall quit NBA, vow to spend lives fighting for Tibetan freedom”
“Gilbert Arenas to rejoin Wiz
“Dan Snyder buys Washington Wizards”

There is no way he knew that was Serena Williams.
You don’t grab & dash with property of (one of) the strongest, fastest women in the world.

I was just thinking that. The team is already playing with a “physically gifted QB that can’t read defenses”, why not try the same thing with a different guy.

Nope. I’m pretty sure this is Stephen Strasburg

Oh no. Now the Chargers may not win the division.

As long as nobody expects them to catch, throw, or bat.

Meh, he’s leaving in 2017 for free agency anyway.
We have plenty of talented young pitchers in the minor leag–Shit.

Me: That’s a bummer, but at least they’re being frugal with salaries.
Friend: Don’t they have a pitcher making 200+ million?
Me: *banging head against a table*

You just gave me a great idea for a restaurant

What they really need is a coach that is good at mentoring and rehabilitating QB’s. Maybe a former quarterback that has had sucess coaching at the collegiate level.

What a shitshow. From 12-4 and the NFC title two years ago (and a Superbowl appearance 3 years ago) to a possible 2-14 season is a pretty spectacular implosion.
There are not enough words or think-pieces to accurately how badly the Yorks ruined this team.

A Seahawk playing dirty and/or cheating?!?!
I don’t believe it.

poor guy fell flatter than that joke.

The entire play was ugly.
I thought Hosmer was going to score before the bad throw just because nobody was there to hold him at 3rd. Once Wright stepped in front of the SS to get the ball and left 3rd completely vacant, I knew the shit was going to hit the fan.

....so little that we are leaving in a 3-2 game

It’s not a bad call in most situations. But this isn’t like leaving Cueto in (or not leaving Jordan Zimmermann in last years NLDS).

Is it a different situation to go 9 innings because Harvey has pitching 5-6 inning starts since August started?
Is it different beacause he hasn’t pitched over 103 pitches in 13 of his…

Pete Rose Is Leaving The World Series To Go Sign Autographs gamble on the World Series In Las Vegas.

It’s almost like exaggerated 2D cartoon characters don’t translate well in real life.

Internet text that is a different color is often a “hyperlink”. They lead to additional websites and articles to enrich a reading experience.

God the bar for Washington sports are low.
I was so excited that he wasn’t shot by another member of the Wizards and/or in the Wizards locker room.