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Now with 100 percent more misguided rage, and even less intellegence.

Yep, Owl eyes just like the Hooters logo.

ummm..... so they actually put “headlights” on the chest of her costume. C’mon.

There is major league softball now?

I’m a little concerned with the amount of characters jammed in (after an Avengers movie that was already a little bloated). It sounds good if you’re playing with action figures, but I think will be a difficult movie to make.

I was trying to explain the movie to my wife, and she said: “Is it still even about Captain…

Everything in this article is accurate; it actually could have been much worse (it didn’t mention our fans that were pretty MIA from ‘2003-2012. Total trainwreck this year.
I was in denial that they could fuck up a team this badly
-I was the last person on earth convinced that they were going to keep Harbaugh. Yes he…

Yeeeeeesssss. Move the Seahawks to the AFC!
(maybe make it retroactive to the 2013 season)

- a 49ers fan.

Yeah. They have “most” of the Hulk’s rights too, but it’s not helping his movie get made.

If that is what you consider flirting, you should probably start setting aside bail money.

There are some contractual limitations about who can do what when it comes to Skrulls — Kevin Feige

You must be fun at parties.

They have a suspect in custody.

“Geno Smith Got His Face Caved In Because He’s A Poor Leader”

No. He got his face caved in because someone hit it really hard. With their fist.
Do some fact-checking, Deadspin.

They’ll change their names from the “Browns” to the “Black & Blues”
..get it?....because he..... sigh. I’ll show myself out.

Better production values than the original series though.

Well, Pixels does have better reviews at this point.

We need a petition to have Steve Austin moderate the next debate.

“Your stupid. That was the classiest sell ever. It was huge”

Lesson learned: don’t do stories that will attract people from Iowa.