danseitz
Dan Seitz
danseitz

If you’re pitching...Go from behind? If you’re receiving... I guess tell them you’re into light choking?

As a creaky old man who owned an SNES back when it was new, I’ve been hearing about this VR shit for literal decades. It’s a niche. I’m glad it’s a niche people enjoy, but it’s pretty clear most people don’t want to strap a gadget to their faces.

As a creaky old man who owned an SNES back when it was new, I’ve been hearing about this VR shit for literal decades. It’s a niche. I’m glad it’s a niche people enjoy, but it’s pretty clear most people don’t want to strap a gadget to their faces.

Really, it boils down to tact and manners. If somebody politely asks me not to do something hurtful, it’s not a huge ask to NOT do something, generally.

That audience isn’t worth the risk of another PewDiePie or JonTron-grade PR disaster. YouTube won’t admit it, but that’s the real problem: Advertisers want a guarantee their ad won’t be stapled under some asshat talking about how Yooka-Laylee is about white supremacy or something, and YouTube can’t deliver that. Until

Honestly, my objection is not that “Boston is racist,” it’s that it always becomes a narrative on how “the Northeast are the REAL RACISTS” usually from some guy with the screenname HitlerDdNuthinRong or NthnlBdfrdFrrst. It’s not confronting the problem. It’s buck-passing. Boston is as racist as the racist shithole you

If I remember correctly, they mention this change in the first one and the original idea was the game was going to be a co-op open world brawler where four players each controlled a different Horseman. That changed to each game featuring a different one, apparently.

The first one was a bit more Zelda than the second, which had more traditional RPG elements in some respects.

Do this by cutting off the money to the money. It’s amazing how “not buying shit from assholes” gets the attention of assholes.

Jessica Fletcher has killed just about everything else, the concept of writing probably wouldn’t be that hard. So yeah, include the comma.

I know this is a very “dude” thing to say, so please tell me if I’m being an idiot here, but why sports bras don’t have adjustable straps with strong ratchets baffles me.

...Just turn off the monitor.

Mark these words:

And what really fucking grates is that when 2020 rolls around these people will forget all their whining and try to pull the lever for him or Pence again. All this is is excuse-mouthing because suddenly their friends are angry at them.

“I simply assume all Caucasians cast a ballot for him. I know that seems wrong, but trust me, the ones who didn’t will let you know within .001 milliseconds of meeting you.

Crushing the Wii U isn’t hard, but for me the main question is can you port mobile games to this thing? Because if so, Nintendo couldn’t give less of a shit which pubs support it on the AAA level.

That really is the thing: The GOP really seemed to think that once he’d lost, he’d just shut up and go away. That was never going to happen, but now? They’ll never be rid of him. He’s the fart in the elevator. Years after he’s out of office, however he leaves, he’ll still be defecating in the punch bowl.

One that is overdue to be decommissioned. Seriously, if Putin ever decides to say fuck it and press the button there’s a pretty good chance his own missiles will airburst over Moscow.

Even after the first 15 hours, I couldn’t take the cutesiness. By hour ten I was looking at Tama and growling “Your the-skull will be my goblet. Your the-pelt shall be my loincloth.”

Yeah, the “Pro” here is pretty clearly more to stave off PS4 “demos” running on a $10K PC and to power giant convention center screens, rather than a consumer product.