Don’t have to worry about the cost if you don’t pay for the cancer (taps forehead.)

Joking aside, yeah, all those expensive judgements and high taxes have amazingly uncovered that for any addictive substance, there is a fairly substantial tiny core of addicts who will pay whatever it takes to feed the monkey. Sin taxes…

It was definitely sold as a gag-a-minute comedy and is very much definitely not that. Although the Jordan almond bit kills me EVERY TIME.

“Who has a bridal shower?”

Maybe they should pack him off to Fossil amiri-[is powerbombed by Bailey]

His Twitter was basically all HAWT SPORTZ TAKES. He honestly comes off like SNL’s caricature of Gerald Ford crossed with a steakhead demanding French tourists respect our flag.

Honestly, this sounds more like purely obsessional OCD, which is defined as repeated intrusive thoughts without outward compulsions. 

The Nugenix ads automatically populating on this post should not make this funny and yet...

Here’s the fundamental problem:

Would you say we're at a tipping poi[is thrown out a window]

The Sexy Brutale, since Obra Dinn made me jones for another murder mystery.

...no love for “RING OUT!”

“Welcome to the party, pal!"

I did this in Origins constantly. The Philakes are a pain in the ass on the ground. But get high up, tag them, piss them off with an arrow and they come running for you. Then just hit them as they’re climbing up: Problem solved!

Honestly for all the glee on the right that Kavanaugh might overturn Roe, or at least go along with their “state’s rights” strategy, I have to admit I’m not sure why they think Alito and Roberts won't see it a bridge too far. Even Thomas, of all people, seems sick of the far right’s whining. 

Literally what will happen with this thing is they'll get another season and then dropped when New Fox goes entirely NFL and Primetime Hannity. Allen is being used to fill air for a season. He should be smart enough about this industry to realize that.

It is profoundly entertaining that a bunch of ruthless capitalist white dudes who lack even the most basic understanding of ethics are upset that they’re losing a popularity contest run by... a bunch of ruthless capitalist white dudes.

I think fundamentally the issue here is that these guys are, by the nature of what they’re doing, serving as advertising for a product. While I doubt WotC is getting Super Bowl money or even MLS money from the pro tour, it’s undeniable that they’re helping to promote the game. That’s why this whole thing exists in the…

Honestly I wish Ubisoft would incorporate this into the game itself. Not just because it’s a fascinating look at game design, which it certainly is, but also because it’s a good discussion of history, how it’s presented, and who it serves. History isn’t fact, especially the further back you go and the lousier the…

The worst part about the anti-headphones crowd is 90% of the time, the shit’s performative. “Yeah, you will marvel at how good my taste in music is.” No, I will marvel you haven’t been force-fed your phone by your own loved ones.

A real consultant would not have answered that question in so few words.