danseitz
Dan Seitz
danseitz

Yeah, as with I did with Philakes, I soften up Mercenaries with arrows from up on high, and by the time they get up there, they’re one kick away.

Only if you jump after them

“I’ve got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees!”

Or before charging $10,000 for two hours’ work.

When we were kids in the 80s and early 90s, my friends and I would call into the shows and start rumors. You’d have one guy call and say he had heard from a buddy that ‘so and so’ was on the trade block. Another guy would say he was down at a bar by Trib tower and heard two reporters talking about that player moving

ESPN knows what it’s doing, right? Millions of dollars aren’t just getting tossed around for no reason, are they?

hey, you can’t always get what you want

“By the way, fuck “The Living Years.” I remain firmly against any rock song that uses a child’s chorus.”

Breer is the kid from Lincoln-Sudbury that likes to reference himself as a Southie guy because he had an apartment there once.

As a late luncher, it’s not about being too busy, it’s about hating other people.

2 The purpose of the US Navy. The piece seems to accept as axiom the notion that the Navy will continue to be World Police. Is this true?

You’ve met my brother, then?

This team is so shitty, the fans can taste it from the parking lot

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

I’d say there’s been “a lot” of talk about violent revolution should Trump lose, but those same cowardly dumbasses also promised the same fucking thing in ‘08 and ‘12.

It’s a proven fact that everyone who was involved in a school shooting was breathing air, therefore, air makes us violent.

If you factor ABV per dollar in there, good beer can sometimes be cheaper.

It’s a fair crop.