Honestly, I hope he stays broken up with Lois because Clois shippers might just be the most irritating subsection of the DC fanbase.

This was always the endgame. Come on. All the signs of a microtransaction game were there when the game shipped; multiple currencies, a ridiculously unfair and grindy loot system, a mechanic based entirely on random stats from your weapons, making gear hunts mandatory to advance...

The username really makes it.

Well, let’s look at the progression here:

Gotta say, though, this does not look like the same movie twice.

Boston is one of the safest cities in America, and Northeastern is located in one of its safest neighborhoods. This is fucking ridiculous.

You’re citing an art experiment Sony paid for, a game that originally tanked, another game that went nowhere, a PC game, another game that struggled, and an indie PC game. I’m not saying that major publishers and developers SHOULDN’T have been (and still should be now!) more experimental and open-minded. I’m saying…

This is more or less every canto of the Inferno: Dante walks somewhere while chatting with Virgil. Dante observes and/or speaks to a sinner. In the early cantos, he faints and Virgil calls him a wuss, in the later ones he toughens up.

A video game faithful to The Inferno was pretty much impossible at the time, at least on console. As to the immaturity of the game itself, I don’t think it deserves to be singled out for this in a year that kicked off with freakin’ ‘Bayonetta.’ You’re not wrong, mind you, just I don’t see the point in picking on a…

I also remember a guy insisting he’d be worth millions if he ever escaped.

Satan schween was pretty funny, especially as he was listing off names of the great douchebags of history with a certain relish.

I’m a little surprised Song of Roland or L’Morte De Arthur aren’t games already.

It wasn’t THAT bad. Granted, it put the poem and the history around it through a shredder (Dante as Kratos is... very, very wrong, let’s say), and I wouldn’t have used the Carey translation in a video game, but it was fun and it had some memorably disturbing creature design and some good jokes scattered around (the…

“The Dark Knight” deserves the praise it gets because it’s a movie about post-9/11 social anxieties. It made a mint in the US for exactly that reason, and it really needs to be viewed in that context.

To be fair, Superman in this continuity has basically done nothing but be nice to people and in return he has mercilessly been shat upon by both humans and his own damn species. If my kid were dealing with that, hell yeah I’d say “Fuck ‘em with a rail.”

Well, there’s always the practical solution.

So, who wants to go in on Kickstarter to buy every ticket to Qualcomm and donate them to local Sikh temples?

It’s a PS4 exclusive? I bet this one shows up a lot faster in the US.

I like how none of these fans realize they might be the reason he decided to get the fuck out.

There is a small quest there! You can actually get the mall up and running with a charisma check. The game just does nothing with it.