I came across a random guy, and as I was approaching a radscorpion burst out of the ground. That wasn’t the best part, though, the best part was he screamed “DAMMIT, YOU AGAIN?!” There wasn’t any payoff to that, but it was funny.

From my brief time covering court proceedings I can tell you right now that in his mind, he did nothing wrong. All the victims wanted it and are lying, in his mind. He can’t believe the jury “fell for it.” All monsters feel pity, but only for themselves.

So far, I like the ideas and themes better than I like the execution.

My favorite entry in the Weird Place Now game involves Cohen:

Gotta admit, that is pretty smart.

Coke front.

Come on, it’s not like it’s rain.

Absolutely 100% true! It just got on my nerves last year, as I live in the Boston area, and we got more than twice the average Minnesotan snowfall. Yet there were still these dicks: “OH IT’D BE NO PROBLEM IN MINNY-SO-TA!” Bullshit, I’ve met your transplants. I have told them not to shovel their snow in front of my…

Granted, I live in New England and we’re smug assholes about snow too, but damn.

And smugness about snow. Nobody knows how to deal with snow except Minnesotans. Usually this is a claim made by a transplanted Minnesotan right before they eat shit into a snow bank.

That’s fine, for you. But it’s my money, and I’ll decide where it goes, thanks. It’s that simple.

I’m gonna be that guy and defend ‘The Order: 1886.’ It’s a rock-solid shooter. It’s got some great level design with some superb encounters that are hard as nails but fairly designed to keep the pressure up. It’s a bit short, but it constantly shakes up gameplay, and it’s a hell of a lot of fun.

Re: ICEE Assholes. A) Fuck them. It’s your body. If they’re so microdicked they have to make fun of your choices, that’s their problem. B) I’ll bet these same dickheads hoover down protein shakes like no tomorrow, and those things are about as bad as an ICEE anyway.

Trump’s an old man angry that he’s irrelevant and blaming other people for his irrelevancy.

“Green Goblin has zero motivation and goes off on random tangents”

Hey, come on. A meteor strike could happen and miraculously end the game at 0-0 with nobody being hurt, but both sides humiliated! Root for the meteor!

Ha, yeah, I’ve brought that up a few times. Nothing like your satellite Internet going down because it’s cloudy.

Where I live, Boston, I have to pay for roads for the rest of the state while said state throws a hissy fit at the idea that even one penny of the taxes they contribute might go to the Boston public transit system, even while legislators offload environmental obligations and other debt onto that system.