There’s no way to “discourage destructive behavior”, though. That’s not how people think. Nobody tries heroin thinking “Hey, prison and long-term health issues sounds AWESOME!” Most of the time, drug addiction is a short-term solution to a long-term psychological problem that, if you don’t treat it, will remain.

There’s this whole “quality of mercy” thing we kinda need to have as a functioning society. I’d look into that.

I am intensely fascinated to learn how you time traveled here from 1933.

As a fellow white guy, I can sum up BLM for you pretty well.

Because the GOP has made it clear they’re perfectly happy with the current state of affairs. Put pressure on the people who nominally give a shit about you, they may actually come up with concrete policy.

I bet it’s both. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if somebody acts like a dick to Miyamoto in public and he asks to see their Maker levels.

STOP JERKING OFF, CARSON JESUS CHRIST

He’s the one Robin in Teen Titans Go!, so don’t expect DC to throw THAT cash cow out in favor of putting him in a movie.

A friend of mine pointed out it makes sense because Ned’s missions are pretty easy compared to the others on paper: Everybody else wants you to stab dozens of people, Ned just wants a carriage you can easily heist, or for you to blow up some shit.

I know you’re half-joking but I wonder if that’s not actually true. It would make sense!

I’m going to guess you’ve done exactly one of these things.

If you can ever find Frank Conniff talking about watching those movies, it’s a hoot. Yeah, that’s right: TV’s Frank really DID pick the shitty B-movies.

Could be both. Really the only one who knows is Simmons and those editors and they’re probably not talking.

Ned is stingy as hell with his loyalty, huh? “Steal me, like, eighty carriages and I might be Level 1 loyal to you.”

Fight clubs are also a way to get a stupid amount of XP/combat perks in a pretty short time. Go the full number of rounds and you’ll land plenty of multikills and successful counters.

The targeting system is almost hilarious in how forgiving it is. Once you lock onto an enemy head, you can put a knife in it.

There’s a Piece of Eden that keeps the hats of the various orders on everyone’s heads while doing acrobatics. Neither the Templars nor Assassins are sure why it exists.

Not surprising. Of note, though, the issue wasn’t that “his plea bargain would be overruled.” If you look closely, he was offered a sweetheart deal and all this was going to be swept under the rug until it turned out that might make a few people in the LA justice system look bad.

The Boston Fox affiliate, when it needs to fill air on its morning show, goes out on the Boston Common and mocks the homeless.

To the tune of LMFAO: