I didn’t know Aaron Sorkin was writing an episode.

AR will beat VR for a simple reason: Microsoft figured out how to demonstrate the product on a flat screen, and worked out a reason for somebody other than enthusiasts to use it.

Is there a single moment in any game where that is not funny? Aside from being on the receiving end of it, I mean.

Is there a single reason we should give a shit what Aaron Sorkin thinks of Steve Jobs?

Yeah, good point, although if the base game’s a mess, they’d probably pull the DLC too. If I had to guess they’re trying to lick that notorious resolution problem and it didn’t work.

Technical or legal problem, gotta be. Either the XBone version is glitchy or there’s some language in some contract that’s a mess.

I can’t see how Sony could possibly ever get that out of Activision. They’d need proof Kotick eats puppies.

Really, why Superman isn’t voluntarily growing his hair out and letting it be woven into, say, car panels is a question best left ignored.

The Doom That Came To Atlantic City is essentially Monopoly in reverse: You build the houses and hotels first, and then play an Elder that destroys them. It avoids a lot of the base game’s issues by making the relentless death-by-rent spiral impossible, and it’s way more fun.

Vince Mancini, one of my coworkers, aptly summed up Sorkin by noting every screenplay he writes has at least one female character originally called MY EX-WIFE.

Something something government waste something something.

I guarantee you that Kraft has personally ensured Brady gets at least $10 million in endorsements every year. The man runs a media empire.

They murder nature back. I’ve found peasants with grenade launchers.

Hooray! You can spend $900 on a closed-architecture laptop the people who make it just announced they want to kill! That sounds like a great idea!

Look, Frank Miller is undeniably a dick, but the problem here is obvious. Here is Frank Miller in 2005.

“Destiny is finally adding the microtransactions it was blatantly engineered for in the first place.”

“placed the stats on “cheating” between 26 and 75 percent, depending on how it’s defined.”

Good way to improve DEX: Learn to juggle. It’s easy to learn the basics, and there are tons of tricks to learn. It does wonders for your hand-eye coordination and it’s great for taking a break from mentally demanding tasks.

I doubt Sony will be terribly enthused to be writing its main competitor a check for all those games.

That will not solve the issue.