Honestly, I’d view somebody intentionally giving my phone number to a person or corporation I didn’t know as a HUGE violation of trust.

You should change the headline to J.H. Williams III’s Sandman: Overture. It kills me to see the guy doing spectacular work with these gorgeous experimental layouts (this issue’s circular layouts are basically a bid by Williams for the title of Best Damn Artist In Comics) with the phoned-in, dull script Neil Gaiman…

Russia is kind of like that guy who constantly takes on projects at work to gain status, fucks them up, and then wonders why nobody likes him. Except that guy isn’t going to wind up bombing a shitload of civilians by accident at some point.

Oh, they were fully aware. You just can’t call the leader of another country a dickhead in front of a microphone.

What was surprising about the novel is that it’s absolutely hilarious. I mean, it’s gravely serious in places, but more often than not it’s funny as hell.

Sloppy joes using lentils instead of ground beef. It works, although I’d recommend using red lentils so it’ll cook faster, and to add mustard to the sloppy joe sauce from a can to make up for the different flavor of the lentils.

LET’S SLAM A SURGE, DUDERS!

You were right, sorta. If I remember correctly bread and water diets took a horribly long time to actually be banned in prisons; I think they were still doing them in the ‘60s. :-/

Somebody should re-enact this entire show with penises.

Because if you’re secure in your masculinity, you’re not obsessed with outward displays of it?

“...where they cry, beat drums and fire-walk to find the answer.”

BREAD AND WATER BUILDS CHARACTER!

It’s pretty solid, but it’s basically their one-note Summer Wheat with the malt upped, which gives it two notes. Not that I’m complaining; it’s pleasant cheap beer.

I get the bad reviews, even if I’m enjoying the game a lot, but I do have to say, I really love how the scavenging camps have been put together. The little mini-dungeons just tickle the hell out of me.

Considering who created him, I’d rank that as deliberate.

I like when people who have the screennames of fifteen year olds whine about colloquialisms.

Goddammit.

The problem is really “Lose Weight The Slow, Stubborn, Actually Effective Way That Involves Long-Term Change Of Your Habits And Lifestyle” doesn’t make for a flashy book title.

Not in 1965 he wasn’t.

Sooooo 38 was going out of business either way, huh?