It’s got exceptional level design and the basic mechanics are good. But the writing is terrible, the slow walking/floating/whatever pace is baffling, and the two combine to kill it as a game.

Oh, I’m well aware. Once I followed up the funding on a violent video game study and it dead-ended at an astroturf “concerned citizens” group.

Still around, believe it or not. Just had a three issue anthology miniseries from Titan.

I’m really not, which really underlines how inconsiderate you’ve got to be in this particular situation.

Megyn Kelly can get a better contract at another network, I’m betting.

To be fair, he seems willing to say anything that gets him attention will cause violence. If you dig into his research, he’s got a few studies about the Bible and violence that are just as big a load.

“We Miami fans imagine that Bill Belichick simply finds two fat derelicts rummaging through a dumpster out behind a Boston Pizza each year...”

Also, if you see the name “Brad Bushman” on a study, you can safely put it down and walk away. Bushman got busted running one of these surveys in about the sloppiest method possible and blatantly violated the peer review process on a journal he edits. The guy wants to be on TV.

“the APA study, which was published yesterday, is not based on new research but instead is a review of studies conducted between 2005 and 2013”

Yes. There’s also a network of dank, firelit dungeons filled with lost souls. It’s called “The MBTA.”

You know, I was painfully naive about some aspects of sex, back in my early ‘20s, and even then I knew that I was not going to get to put my dick in anybody’s mouth if I didn’t A) wash and B) hold still at least until you’ve got a sense of what’s going on down there.

I’m guessing Konami doesn’t want their former employees sharing any valuable erotic pachinko secrets with their competitors.

It’s called constructive discharge. Konami’s trying to get its expensive game developers to quit so they don’t have to fire them.

Pretty simple: Smug poly people love to talk about how much more open and honest (and thus, heavily implied, better) their relationships are at length. So whenever “the guards come down”, as you put it, and the relationship falls apart, that’s something that is Not Supposed To Happen because open, honest, MY…

Dammit, it’s not “You fall on rocks, everyone died.” It’s ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES. Get it right.

“Then she left him after falling in love with her girlfriend.”

Trust me, a beer fest is worth the money. You can get utterly ‘faced for relatively cheap on trophy beers that are offensively overpriced elsewhere.

A trip on I-84 should solve that problem. Who do you petition in your state to have a town burned to the ground, because some burg just set the speed limit in their jurisdiction to 45MPH.

I dunno, from all accounts, being on death row is the absolute worst prison has to offer.