danseitz
Dan Seitz
danseitz

Human-like mascots should be banned. I live in Patriots Country, and I don’t know a parent who hasn’t had to reassure their kid Patriot Pat is just a man in a suit, not a horrifying monster. Although it’s probably a drunk guy from Southie in the suit, so they’re lying.

Also, to be fair, they look a HELL of a lot alike.

If the Boston bid was any indication, the American bids are all just as corrupt.

Oh, so it’s a redneck growler? Huh, actually that’s a good idea. I kinda wonder why more states don’t do that (liquor laws, probably.)

Well, he knowingly put Perry’s employees in the line of fire. He’s likely fabricated sources. He may have technically committed crimes for some of his stories depending on how he got his information. He may have actively interfered in his stories undercover as Superman. He’s definitely withheld information crucial to

“Oh, it’ll just destroy the follicle.”

My thing amid all this is that if you want to argue addressing economic inequality will help address racial issue? Sure! You’re absolutely right!

Like, are we talking off-brand malt liquor? Does somebody rebottle the beer in milk jugs? DETAILS DAMMIT

No, they do. They just also want to tell like eighty other stories. It’s a very unfocused show.

Isn’t DC’s big thing now that each book is kinda sorta self-contained? Like characters may cross over/interact, but there’s not a huge interconnected canon.

“Hey, Batman, you like bofaaaaGGGGGHHHH!”

Whenever Gotham remembers it’s a mob/corruption drama with nascent supervillains, it’s amazing.

A paint shop.

Seriously, that last comment, that dude is so right. Boston got hammered with the worst winter we’ve ever had, and I was annoyed about it, so I posted a joke. Some pious cock from Minnesota I knew from college was all like “Well, in MINNEAPOLIS...” on my Facebook wall and got pissy when I pointed out Boston had gotten

I might streamline that in a game focused on action to a “bribe” system. If you want to have an enormous bloody shootout, you can, but the louder and more violent it is, the more it’s going to cost you and the more obligatory missions you’ll have to undertake to quell the fallout.

Or alternately, you can feed the other

Realistic, no. Credible, though, credible is important, and Doom isn’t, on paper, for most audiences.

“Comic book characters are always evolving and changing.” Until the fans throw a fit and the publisher changes them back.

Yeah, you’re right, the DOOM origin needs a rewrite. Desperately. I remember Twisted Toyfare Theater tried to parody it and wound up just writing it out straight as a Charles Atlas parody and adding a footnote that said “Look, don’t blame us, this is actual Marvel continuity, more or less.” When even the people who’d

OK, it bothers me when fans say this, for one simple reason: