If GOP trends hold, the guy who comes in second the last cycle gets the Presidential nomination the second time around.

Spices, as well.

The camera’s janky and the prompts suck, but I’ve played worse.

I’m like 99% sure Miller has some sort of control over the franchise, which is a big part of this. Fury Road was going to be made at Fox back in 2001.

Glad to help!

Oh, come on. You know I’m talking about day-to-day skills here, not professional fields. Don’t be THAT person.

Oh, absolutely. I’m just saying, calling changing a tire a “manliness test” is like calling baking a cake out of a box a “femininity test.” The only sockets and flanges that matter are the ones on your tools!

It’s not. The gendered construct of masculinity built on sexual insecurity and marketing messages is rickety as shit, but most guys goin’ around, just being themselves, they’re doing OK.

It’s one of those things you get told repeatedly is a gendered thing. How many men get told relentlessly they’re useless in the kitchen?

This is Fox News, they can’t afford surgery. They just have to lay them on a stump and let Jimmy the Intern use the sledge.

As a dude, I get really, really tired of some dipshit or another appointing himself the Penis Pope, which happens with regularity and more or less boils down to “Do you have really, really basic outdoorsman/technical skills?”

Not a popular statement, but the reality is, the more miles you drive, the more likely you are to be an accident. So in addition to learning how to properly drive, avoid doing it as much as you can. Yes, I know that’s not hugely viable, but that’s the way it is.

Works great with tuna, though.

Koalamydia is a great name for a band.

Well, none of this will end in fucking fire.

I’m not against the law, it seems like a good idea. But nothing like this gets passed in the EU without an ulterior motive, so I’m curious to see where the other shoe drops.

Doug, if you’re reading, take mercy on the lazy Photoshoppers of the world and button that top button, man.

Bowser went daring in his interview.

Welcome to the wonderful world of Apple products.

No, fuck them for patting themselves on the back for putting human rights up to a vote. Like, I’m glad how Ireland shook out, but come the fuck on, we’re still holding referendums over whether or not people we don’t like get rights?