I was going to say, if I had to guess, it’s something to do with those Chalice Dungeons.

HamNo has never been to Boston. He’s admitted he does it to troll sports fans.

A colostomy bag?

Every comment on every gaming website about every upcoming game disproves this thesis.

Yeah, I have to admit I loved that bit of design.

Oh COME ON. Everybody knows what this is really about, and it ain’t the game.

If you’ve got the link handy, I’d love to try that.

Oooooh, good tip. Thanks!

After my first run-in, I starting stockpiling Madmen’s Knowledge.

When I got the Flamesprayer, I tested it out on one of those torch/axe dicks. IMMENSELY satisfying.

So your argument is “Don’t touch stuff that isn’t yours” and “Don’t throw shit at people” are concepts too complicated for a five-year-old to grasp? Really? Similarly, if you seriously think parents have no responsibility to monitor their children, you would also be wrong there. You’re in law school, I’m sure you’ve…

That’s a nice touch. Too bad his ring banter makes him come off like kind of a dickhead.

So you’re a PC gamer who doesn’t give Microsoft their money? That’s some rarefied air you’re sniffing, kid.

Oh, you’re an Internet Lawyer. I should have guessed, there’s always one when I share this story. It never went to court, so the whole “legal liability” thing doesn’t matter. We’re talking about guilt in the larger sense; they were not automatons, they were thinking, feeling creatures capable of making decisions, and…

Keep in mind we’re talking about a small can that’s got a bright white label, the universal symbol for flammable, and the words FLAMMABLE in red. Also, I sealed it (To this day I’m not sure how the kid got the lid off; we’re talking about a container not unlike a paint can, and I made sure it was sealed tightly) and…

To be fair, he’s right. The most credible candidate hasn’t held office in nearly a decade. It’s kind of a clown show.

They do. They also don’t hang their self-worth around the consumer products they buy, unlike anybody who uses the term “console peasants.”

If I hadn't just written the IRS a substantial check, I'd find this way funnier.

I did have a safety! They were just too busy laughing at me!

I freely admit, it is not a moment I am proud of. I just feel no regret for it, either.