If there are three cup sizes, and the person taking the order can’t figure out how “small”, “medium” or “large” corresponds to their naming convention, then their compulsory education failed them.

what is that?  They bring out the tuna filet and slap you across the face with it?

“The letter J wasn’t invented until 1630"

Honestly, the most mindblowing part of this was the username DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT.

The handwriting’s really nice, though. If they let me take the plate home, I’d stick that to my fridge. Or duct tape it to my wall.

Take it easy

It's a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford, slowin' down to take a look at me.

Do moyles have regulars?

No, that’s a hotdog. Maybe a pig in a blanket depending on how endowed you are.

Plus clam juice, horseradish, Tabasco, 2oz Ketel One, pepper and a celery stock to stir.  Now THATS breakfast.

I dunno. Kinda seems like you’re awful people.

HOLY SHIT

I had the opportunity to become an alcoholic in college, but ultimately it didn’t take.

A hash brown bowl loaded with bacon, eggs, and cheese would really satisfy those late night munchies. We can build it, we have the technology.

“Half the fun of eating at Taco Bell is the shame”

You're blaspheming.

Well, at least two people found it a-peel-ing.

$120,000?