Will this also affect Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor?

Some people claim that the name “Spam” is a contraction of “spiced ham.” But there is no spice in Spam. In the same New Yorker interview, Hormel explained that he and his team spent months trying to think of a name for their new canned pork product, one that would be short, easy to remember, not easily confused with a…

Im not a vegan but if it is made from children I don't think it's vegan.

So you are saying I should do it now.

That stock photo looks like the mom is less upset about the daughter buying wine and more like she’s disappointed that the daughter bought a bad vintage.

Sounds like you need tincture.

Hate to break it to you, man, but THC is definitely a chemical.

Except it wasn’t a mess from start to finish. It has issues, but it’s a good film overall.

Fernet is the go to industry shot.  Used to be Jameson.

Not liking Tagalongs makes her history’s greatest monster. 

I assume this is going to be a pizza that I’ll have to assemble myself and I’ll have a bag of random toppings left over at the end.

a bacon-wrapped sausage.

I really should have posted that video as a reference point. 

Is it available in a commemorative tote bag smothered in vegetarian chile?

Its substantial size, high flavor and portability has earned it its slogan: “big, bold and easy to hold.”

obligatory Onion story:

You missed a chance to say “Stick to sprouts!”

Um, OK, but did you get the cookies?

Who hurt you?