Flight Into The Navigator

Don’t want to mess around with that.

The Funky Cold Medina.

The strip was called “Blondie”.

It's a long day, living in Reseda. 

Hell, at this rate, 45 seems like a rough age to make it to (am 42).

“Do you take payment in cheese?”

We own a fancy waffle maker from WS that makes barnyard themed waffles. I don't even like waffles.  That place is like an opium den, you can't remember what happened while you were in there, and its probably best not to ask too many questions. 

I have two young kids and work downtown. My ass has been waking up at 5:00 AM for 4+ years now.

I get angry every time I see the house in the GMC commercial with the couple in their late 20s/ early 30s living in a million dollar modern mansion and he buys them matching GMCs because her matching watches for the hell of it. Who is this supposed to appeal to? 

I hate how aspirational this commercial is.

The coup de grâce really is at the end when they are watching her old Peloton workout videos on the couch as if that’s completely normal.

Lawnmowers and weed trimmers have been known to spark wildfires.

I grew up on grandpa’s butter rum life savers.

Doesn’t this make him the Nigel Tuefnel of McNuggets, since he turned it up to 11?

Anything with raisins is the worst. Ugh.

I think that I must have been switched at birth with one of your relatives. That is what I should have been eating after Thanksgiving all of these years.

Or when there is sausage in the dressing. What the actual fudge are people doing putting sausage in there???

the Canadian pizza chain Boston Pizza