It’s easy to make fun of Guy Fieri. Fun too. But the dude fed the firefighters and victims in the recent fires in Northern California and does a lot of other philanthropic work. Also, I would eat the f*** out of that kemosabe roll.

Fucking lawyers, can’t even break their rants into paragraphs.

This long paragraph without line breaks is itself a performance art critique of legal writing. 

“Can we just not. Thanks.”

I’ve worked in TV, radio, and an ad agency over the last ten-plus years, just so you know what I’m about to describe isn’t just coming out of my ass, based on nothing:

How do we know YOU aren't a bear?!? I bet this conspiracy goes all the way to the top! 

“You should never lead with your head like that”

This data sounds a lot like my girlfriend. You wouldn’t know her, she lives in Canada.

Did he break his collarbone in the process? It’s only news to me if he didn’t break his collarbone in the process. 

I’m thinking that the mental issues this letter writer mentioned make social interactions difficult and they were looking for a nonverbal way to say thank you. 

I also miss the hover-over feature for other sites. I liked to give them a quick skim to see if anything struck my interest. I’m not a regular reader of, say, Jalopnik, but once or twice a week something there might catch my eye, and I was generally not disappointed if I clicked over and read something I might have…

If I can make another quick molehield, buddy...

I was not a baller, and my oldest car was a ‘75 Dodge Dart.  I’ve got nothin on Skee-Lo

From what I’ve heard, it’s much easier to score on Uranus.

BOOM ROASTED

Co-sign 100%. Also, what’s the reasoning for removing the top article previews when you hover over sister site headers at the top of the page? That used to drive me to other articles of interest across the entire G/O Media family & now I rarely find myself on any site other than Deadspin & Lifehacker. If they’re all…

(bad French accent) “What does a silly tire company know about food, anyway?” (/bad French accent)

...when you’re playing FMK with Scarlett Johansson, Emma Stone, and Amy Adams, there’s only so many good options to go around...

Is Chili a Health food?

60% of the time it works every time. 

Me too