While we still have Will Smith, we still have hope.

Tennis kayfabe? You cannot be serious!

They lost by one score to a team that’s lost 4 of its last 22 games, 3 games into a season with a new head coach and a bunch of new players.

Obligatory:

He’s fallen a long way since the split from Rakim.

You sweet summer child. 

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

Sure, he has to retract his misuse of ‘concussion’ and ‘nerve damage’, but no one says a thing to the Lions about their use of ‘NFL Franchise’

It bothers me that the Green Wave wears sky blue head-to-toe.

Just be glad she didn’t order a Coldcut, Unpasteurized cheese, No Tomato.

In the wallet, ‘cuz women be shoppin’, eh eh eh?

Gruden looked at the situation and punted the ball away. The Raiders had given up.

This comment keeps it copacetic. And Our Lady Peace fucking ripped until Spiritual Machines. Then I kinda lost track of them.

The most underrated 90s band is either Local H or Our Lady Peace.
The end.

Wait till you have kids.

The DMV is the Department of Motor Vehicles for all but <2% of the American population.

I miss the double decker even though I haven't had one in years