Did he break his collarbone in the process? It’s only news to me if he didn’t break his collarbone in the process. 

I’m thinking that the mental issues this letter writer mentioned make social interactions difficult and they were looking for a nonverbal way to say thank you. 

I also miss the hover-over feature for other sites. I liked to give them a quick skim to see if anything struck my interest. I’m not a regular reader of, say, Jalopnik, but once or twice a week something there might catch my eye, and I was generally not disappointed if I clicked over and read something I might have…

If I can make another quick molehield, buddy...

I was not a baller, and my oldest car was a ‘75 Dodge Dart.  I’ve got nothin on Skee-Lo

From what I’ve heard, it’s much easier to score on Uranus.

BOOM ROASTED

Co-sign 100%. Also, what’s the reasoning for removing the top article previews when you hover over sister site headers at the top of the page? That used to drive me to other articles of interest across the entire G/O Media family & now I rarely find myself on any site other than Deadspin & Lifehacker. If they’re all…

(bad French accent) “What does a silly tire company know about food, anyway?” (/bad French accent)

...when you’re playing FMK with Scarlett Johansson, Emma Stone, and Amy Adams, there’s only so many good options to go around...

Is Chili a Health food?

60% of the time it works every time. 

Me too

While we still have Will Smith, we still have hope.

Tennis kayfabe? You cannot be serious!

They lost by one score to a team that’s lost 4 of its last 22 games, 3 games into a season with a new head coach and a bunch of new players.

Obligatory:

He’s fallen a long way since the split from Rakim.

You sweet summer child. 

It bothers me that the Green Wave wears sky blue head-to-toe.