Must have been one hell of a bowl of soup

Be a real shame if someone came by with a proton torpedo...

I am a vegetable, but I don't think these meatless alternatives are healthy. With their high sodium content and unpronounceable ingredients, I would rather eat meat than this chemical combo.

So you’re saying he’s a Contact hitter

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

The article clearly notes that most of these are not literal buffets, but instead you can order unlimited sushi that is then prepared for you at the time.

Re: Pens

“Recently I have noticed a lot of people responding to text messages using the “Thumbs Up” emoji. Every time I receive this as a response to a text message it makes me furious.”

Fuck that!

There is so much buzz around the Browns and Mayfield that I am now anticipating a 5-11 season with Mayfield either injured or benched by Week 10. The universe will not tolerate a timeline that has the Browns succeeding.

Eh, Mitch Trubisky made a Pro Bowl. Hell, you probably made a Pro Bowl at sometime and they just forgot to tell you.

Mr. Blutarsky, has no grade point average .......

The “Pittsburgh Left”

If you see Shifty Shellshock, you’re in crazytown.

After handling a 3 year old all day, your energy for grandstanding about protesting fast food protests is rather diminished.

this is the shitty real life version of Randy Floyd’s coach

I feel like the only thing you got right was counting to three successfully.

I’ve never been mad on tv