what the fuck does this have to do with Demarcus Cousins?

No Pope Thrower? 

The Wonder Years. I loved how the final scene shows a happy snapshot of the Arnold family during the 4th of July, while Adult Kevin narrates a bittersweet account of what happened to them later. Dad died; Wayne took over the family business; Karen the hippie sister got a job and raised a family. And Kevin and Winnie…

Call me when someone decides to wear this facepaint

Coming out of the airport in Puerto Vallarta we had the same type of experience, lots of people trying to sell time shares or something that you just had to walk past and ignore.

Come on, Barry. Shane Beiber is neither out nor Trevor Bauer. Threw a 1-hit shutout last night, was All-Star MVP. 

Yup. Best we all remember that addiction is a brain allergy. Sometimes, some people can not, for the life of them, manage their reaction to some substances.

Clemen’s fastball combined with Burt Blyleven’s hook thrown about 10mph faster.

In my experience (which includes time in both Chicago and Denver) Fat Tire is far, far more ubiquitous than Two Hearted.  I love Two Hearted but think it is kinda outta bounds for this draft.

I’ll toss Anchor Steam in the mix for no other reason other than that the good folks at the Steam are the god kings of carbonation.

They do all this shady contract negotiations and there is no punishment. But, pay a player a complement on television and the league loses their mind. OH MY GOD, IT'S TAMPERING. 

Wow, that is a huge sample size. impressive data.

Pictured: A bucket of fried chicken from Japan

Yeah I don't know how reheated Chinese food didn't make it on here

No love for left over Chinese food?!?!!!!?!?!!?

If you’re not eating them shells and all you’re not doing it correctly.

That’s like a ghetto sangria

Panhandle doesn’t count as Texas. May as well be it’s own country full of insane people. That’s like saying you went to Stockton so you know what California is like.