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Yeah I always thought it was Zak from some random goofball video.

I had a post-millennial relative (relative of my wife, actually) tell me last weekend that Kenny G. was the best musician of the 90s. Not Cobain or Ice Cube or TLC, Kenny fucking G. The guy who made mayo-infused “jazz” for Boomers who thought John Tesh was too edgy.

Crocs has a flagship store in Soho in NYC that is no shit across the street from the Chanel flagship store. It’s in one of those little 18th century stand alone buildings that somehow survive in random pockets of Manhattan and so of course the first thing Crocs did was tear down the back half of it and build a giant

Dear Penthouse,

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I know I would.

If you were a hot dogand you were starving, would you eat yourself? I know I would!

Keens belong on that Dad shoe list in the top 5. Weird straps? Yup! Awkward shape? You bet! Way too much rubber? Uh huh! Keens: when Tevas are a little too flashy.

“ most of the food on the BK menu is better than all of the food on the Taco Bell menu”

What kind of new age magic scarred up Joc’s neck?

Arguably more American is how they’ll be sued by Disney for violating their Iornman IP.

Those of us over 30 all saw Terminator 2.

“Sneakers” is a fine film. If you’re going to get upset about something from 1992, why not “Home Alone 2: Lost In New York”? It’s a shameless rehash.

Finest kind, Roth.

No.

Her foot was in front of the last defender’s too.  By the offside rule, really, if any part of the forward’s body is in front of/behind (whichever terminology you prefer) any part of the second to last defender’s body, it’s offside.  

Also, the rule is not “she was definitely going to score a goal,” it’s “an obvious goal-scoring opportunity.

It’s “policed as closely as foul balls, three-point shots, and touchdowns.

This was one of the best soccer games I have seen in a long time. One thing that the BBC announcers kept pointing out is just how great the U.S. women are at pinpoint crosses. It’s really amazing to watch.

Just don’t try to split a car.