That was the style at the time. 

The older I get, the less my body wants me to sleep, when all I want to do is sleep. it sucks

Getting close to that stage.... “Oh you’re up, good, there’s an acre of weeds that needs a pullin’”

Sleeping in is overrated, mainly because I have never been able to do it. The best time to wake up is the sweet spot between whenever you wake up and the kids (or whoever) gets up. I can get 2-3 hours of pure bliss by being awake when everyone is sleep....usually I spend it goofing around on the internet, but it’s…

Finally, the article every wrestling fan needs: how to find the G1 spot for a satisfying climax. 

The opening line of this article completely distracted me from the rest of it. Apparently I’m incapable of reading the phrase, “Once upon a time not long ago” without the voice of Slick Rick rapping it in my head.

You are not crazy!

I love that they tried to pull a Jackie Robinson “contributions to the game of basketball” reasoning on that, failing to remember that Jordan was just some asshole who was really good at basketball. 

I think the only contexts I’ve been in where “>1 chicken breasts” is a plausible amount of leftovers are like a catered meal after a wedding, or someplace where the chicken comes in buckets.

They could have offered a gift card or certificate. Bonus for the restaurant if they spend more.on the return visit. They could have also offered extra desserts to take home.

When will we point out that the real issue is with people attempting to make side work their FT job? Instead of blaming all these side gig app companies maybe point out that none were ever set up to replace FT work, but to literally be a side gig to make extra money.

(sound of crickets)

If you’re looking for people that have been screwed, announce it in a series of posts, make sure you’re looking for people that have been screwed, of course you’ll get those people.

For every minute that passes without someone submitting information, you should pay more for the next piece of information you receive!

Can I give you a negative star for that cold take ?

Everyone thinks their regional bbq is the best.

On the other hand, this is, you know, a food website.

I’d like to see a scene where Statham says “You know what I think!?” and then Rock cuts him off and goes into his old wrestling shtick and berates him for 10 minutes, talking about smack down hotels, and jabroneis. Then Statham just bitch smacks the shit out him ^_^

The Rock laughs at your weak-ass take. He laughs from his mountain.