Trevor Bauer: *picks up X-ACTO knife to elongate Bradley Zimmer ball*

As a kid watching wrestling in the 80's, it was easy to not understand just how good Heenan was at his job. I cheered the good guys, booed the bad guys, and that was that.

I think it’s only the perspective of age that allowed me to take a look back to those days and admire what quality work guys like Heenan, Perfect,…

his skin is thinner than an apple’s.

Rest well, you glorious ham and egger.

“My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things.”

Don’t be dumb. The logo is awful and racist and makes me feel terrible about myself, but the team is full of good, likable dudes who have no say in the logo. I fucking love this team.

Agreed. But you could easily make one big meatball, flatten it, and then cook it. I mean if a meatball will hold a “ball” shape, it will def. hold a “patty” shape right?

Thats how it gets you. It sounds great in theory, looks great but just fails in execution. Even the oft repeated recommendation to halve the meatballs doesn’t work as well as the recommendation would make you think. Less ball slippage out the back but bites are either 100% (er, 50%) ball or bread and sauce only

Hey! I like the Tangy flavor of classic Wu.

I assume he gazed out of his patio doors, with a Cutty Sark on the rocks in one hand and a Salem in the other like the rest of the guys from the VFW.

The logo is racist. So is the tomahawk chop, the DC football teams name....

Why does the article only mention the Cleveland broadcasters when the umpire himself suspected they might have done it on purpose?

Came here for the generic drivel... wasn’t disappointed.

A streak like this is historic and fun.

They better not leave that rum lying around.

-Because dating and singlehood is shit and we were glad to skip it as life phase entirely.

Wings used to be considered a by-product of chicken processing. I used to work at a bar that had 10 cent wing night and we could get 40 lbs of them for like $20. Then Buffalo Wild Wings happened. The price doubled in 4 years. Fuck B-Dubs (or BW3 - whatever that means).

Oakley berating and litigating, refuting and disputing the boss he was formerly saluting.

Oh, gas v. charcoal - I’m sure this thread will be a calm and reasonable sharing of ideas.

Charcoal is wonderful, but you know what else is pretty good? Turning a knob, pressing a button, and having a hot grill ten minutes later and then not having to deal with a cauldron of ashes a couple hours after the meal. That’s decent, too.