I feel bad for you that you have totally missed the point of what I actually said originally, about not immediately dismissing genuine gratitude as “creeper.” And seriously, that 1 in 20 million comment really shows your ass, again, I feel bad for you. I am certainly NOT telling women everywhere how to feel, don’t…

“You serious, Clark?!?”

I mean, I would have ranked Hulk Hogan above the Macho Man in terms of the use of brother, but I can see your point.

So in case you didn’t know, I was originally responding to the fact that we a) don’t know whether original letter write was male or female, and b) someone wanted to thank someone else for helping them through a rough stretch in life. That’s pretty much it. It was sad for me to see the comments passing immediate…

“This is about the creepy guy in the bar fixated on the bartender - and the bartender desperately wishing he’d find somebody else to bother, but she still has to be nice to him because IT IS HER JOB”

The GIGANTIC leap you made from what was written by the letter writer, who was basically saying “I want to thank someone for being cool to me in a tough time in my life, but don’t want to possibly upset them” to chastising me about relaying my anecdote is pretty amazing. Maybe go out for the Olympics in long jump, or…

Here in NorCal it was dry and 104 a week ago today, fire warnings out and everything. By last Friday the high was 64. This morning it was 45 at sunrise. Jet stream, you kinky beast....

This also may have something to with how much downtown Santa Rosa has grown and changed since it opened 20 years ago. I have been to that original spot, and in the last 10 years, SO MANY other restaurants (and brew pubs) have opened in that neck of the woods. 20 years is a pretty nice run.

“You know, I’ve never seen these guys actually play. Who’s Choi? Who’s Puk? Who are any of these guys?” 

what, you think she’s out there looking for baby jesus?

Sorry, but “murderous psycho or harmless crackpot?” and “We don’t have the luxury of offering the benefit of the doubt bc it could literally mean the difference between life and death.” is the extremist, pessimist, overreactive attitude I am talking about. Not everything is black or white, there are plenty of shades…

“It’s also possible that she’s trying to get other patrons to include him bc he’s focusing an uncomfortable amount of attention on her.” 

Well since he can’t drink alcohol anymore, it kind of makes sense.

Do you also wish you were a baller?  What about having a ‘64 Impala?

5'2" is WAAAAAAy too far up on the list.  Unless you are a jockey.

“Adding a thin layer of metal oxide to plastic film significantly the amount of time it takes for gases pass through food packaging,”

I am by no means buying the canned slop at the supermarket, but your recipe is just as much of a stew as the chili you were railing against. Just because a dish has evolved over time doesn’t make it bad or wrong. Its just that in today’s America, the majority considers chili to be made with ground beef and beans. That…

“If you 2pt try down 11 and fail you get to 2 pt try again on the next TD to tie”

I am still not sure about the 2-pt call down 30-19. You kick the PAT, and you can STILL win in regulation with a FG, TD, and then a 2-pt try (assuming of course you don’t let KC score again).

But definitely not 11