exactly how high/drunk are you right now?

That’s not chili. For context, go to any grocery store and observe what they sell in cans that is called chili. It is not what you just described. Sounds good and all, but not the common accepted definition of chili.

Counterpoint: Fuck cucumbers, they are failed pickles.

I read that as “spread fart he shame” initially.

The funny thing about that Finals MVP was that the narrative was that he somehow “kept LeBron in check” or whatever, but a quick glance shows LeBron averaged 35.8 ppg, 13.3 rpg, and 8.8 apg. I mean, THAT’S the guy who should have won MVP, but God forbid it goes to someone on the losing team, no matter the Herculean…

You worked with him personally?  

He’s been taking lessons from Draymond Green’s explanation defense apparently.

pffffff, like he could even understand anything in a text from AB, given what we saw about his method of communication with the accuser.

Its just, I mean, there have been SO MANY busts drafted in the early 1st round, its a 50/50 proposition at best. Minkah is a proven high caliber player and has justified where he was picked, I am not sure where your argument is. For every dude you can name that was drafted (in let’s just say 7-15) that was an all-pro,…

Mind Googling it for yourself?

“Sure the steelers swapped a player picked at #11 last year for a pick that will probably be in the #7-#15 range but I would prefer 1 more year of club control vs savings against the cap.”

+1 g

Fair enough. Next time use the ol’ /s to be safe. Desperate times call for desperate measures ;)

“Enthusiasm had nothing to do with Obama getting elected.”

upon further inspection, its the sharpie that they used to taste up their paper bags.  but yes, a vape pen would have been apt as well

I am glad someone else mentioned this, because it is truly the end of an era that I have watched since I was a kid. I’d put something in here about the greed of NFL owners getting tax funded football only stadiums, but it’s not even 9 AM for me on a Monday morning.

I wish I was as drunk as you thought I was. Still, nice +1 fail!

Objectively wrong, replying, and still wrong (and drunk) is no way to go through life, son.

“You live your life like it’s a coma

Oh no, you are MF’ing right!! I have Kupp, and my opponent has Goff. They should have damn well gave Kupp the TD he deserved!