Except that a large part of this country has no idea what a Wawa is, so I’m not sure why a fight would be necessary.  But keep up that Eagles fan stereotype that Drew mentioned! ;)

“in the last week of preseason where any starters are expected to play”

“So, those guys with bears are too lazy to shave.”

“journeyman starter Vicente Padilla, long-tenured Giants shortstop Brandon Crawford, reliably soggy veteran innings-eater Jason Vargas” 

starred simply for “I am a vegetable.”

Also:

FFS, just call Florida Man!  He’ll figure it out one way or another...

came for the reference to this skit, left satisfied.

I’ve never been on MadTV either

Its been 100+ degrees in Napa the last few days where they are having training camp, so its obvious the man has no concept of sunblock. I am all in on dwarf star Gruden by the end of the season!

I can’t scroll thru all 300+ comments, so I am just just gonna say Trailer Park Boys season 7. Was meant to be the finale, but then they revived it 7 years later. Finally seeing everyone not end up fucked was pleasant, and it was funny as hell along the way.

Go take a cold shower and rethink your life choices.

“is to blend ground beef with chopped mushrooms, which reduces the fat without sacrificing flavor.”

Having regularly flown coast to coast for the last 8 years, I am Team Red Eye all the way. Departing from the west coast to go east takes essentially an entire day given the flight time and the time zone change. Because of my proximity to the airport, the earliest flight I can be on is 10:30AM, which puts me into NYC…

What did Jeremiah ever do to you?

My takeaway is that DJ Reyburn and Mike Winters are not fit to call balls and strikes.

Naw, it’s legit. Using draw or pull to describe having a draft beer poured from a tap has been around for ages. 

“But with the right mixture of CBD and supermarket brandy, you’ll be properly and entertainingly confused.”

I came to respond to that same comment, so thank you for doing it better than I would have!

I just can’t get past the fact that he keeps calling her ‘bro.’