You should prepay, because it was Jeremiah Johnson.

Toad Hall or Milady’s for later evening pool playing/drinking, I kinda stayed away from Fanelli’s, too tight, not always the best vibe.

I know everyone on your list except for #1.

If you ever came in for happy hour (the best prices in Soho at the time), we probably drank together!

That Crocs store sits in the very same (once upon a time) farmhouse style building that used to be Tennessee Mountain, a BBQ restaurant that was my local bar for many years before it closed. I fart in its general direction every time I walk by it when I am back visiting.

starred simply for “ass garage.”

Josh Hamilton in Yankee Stadium will always be the the best, before they changed the rules of just drilling as many as you can before a timer tells you its over. With limited swings, its totally different. (my drunk memory may concede that Hamilton was playing under the new rules, but I don’t think so!)

Thanks dipshit.  Go fuck yourself.

Yeah, but it’s almost neck and neck btwn Steelers fans and Patriots fans for the title of absolute worst.

you sure about that? seems like there’s someone there in yellow pretty darn close to her.....

Lanesplitting needs to be legalized to the point of it being outlawed. It’s just not safe, and is abused (in my experiences) 75%+ of the time. In no way, shape, or form is driving between two lanes of slow or stopped large vehicles a good idea. All drivers, no matter how many wheels, should all agree to the same rules…

Good thing you don’t need to worry about where to start, because its already ended.  Again, I just hope you enjoy the last couple matches, this only happens once every 4 years.

Friendo, I relish in statements like these:

Intent absolutely matters, you have no idea what you’re on about. That’s why the handball in the box is a judgement call. That play simply should not have resulted in a PK. Look at all the leeway keepers have when going for a ball with their arms in the air. Incidental contact is inherent to this sport, this was no…

GTFOH. There was no intent WHATSOEVER on the play for Sauerbrunn to be called for a PK, let alone given a red “if the ref was in a bad mood.”

I mean, she’s trailing, is not making any attempt to put a foot on the ball, has her hands completely off of White, and because White draws back to take the shot and makes contact with Sauerbrunn’s leg while Sauerbrunn is in mid-stride, THAT earns a PK?!? Sorry, but call was lame as hell. Especially given all of…

There few everyday feelings worse than wanting to sleep so badly but being unable to.

A-fucking-men. My body is so conditioned to the school clock that even though school has been out for nearly a month, I am STILL waking up at 6:45, every damn day.  All I want out of these precious few weeks is some goddamned sleep, but noooo, body says it’s time to get up! Kids don’t even come in for anything either,…

“and don’t forget to put an onion on your belt before you start!”

I’d love to just be wearing pajamas and living life slow, tbh.