Naw, I am right there with you. When chopping red onions, I always munch on some of the pieces. Other people just don’t have highly evolved palates like us.

Right there with you on the left pinky for the shift key, and I am also right handed. I think its probably because its somewhat closer, since the right shift is barricaded by all the punctuation keys, while left shift sits comfortably below A and next to Z.

The Mushroom and Grass Cafe would never see a dime of my business!

Anyone that voted for Storm Duck over Truman Peyote can go to Hell.

You must have a happy life.

Time to tuck it in to the high tube sock! (shudders about the future)

so Cartman basically.  yikes.

Its simple, really. He just doesn’t want his size to be seen. If he was rockin’ an 8 to 9 incher, he’d want ALL the other owners to see.

I just stumbled across this article from nearly a year ago, and couldn’t help but point out how wrong you were :) No ill will intended!

Heyman need to slap the taste out of your damn mouth

Just wait until you cross over into your fifth decade

Came here for this, left satisfied.

no, i actually watched the whole game. “mugging” is not what I saw.

hello grayson allen! how you doin?

I am so sorry that you have had to go through life without a sense of humor. The fact that you say that participating in this game is “objectively terrible” gives that away. The phrase you were actually going for was “subjectively terrible.”

that’s the first place i went to!

Shout out to out to CMU! First time I ever experienced at T1 connection, all the way back in ‘96.

but your argument creates a paradox. if no one takes pictures, then they WON’T be online. (i am just pointing this out, i don’t even have any social media accounts.)

you mean when Mayfield tears his ACL in week 3 and OBJ is out with a hamstring tear in week 6?