I have found the best trick for those is to push down in the middle of the circle while you are “snapping” the can loose.  Takes a couple tries to figure it out, but once you get the hang of it, it becomes second nature.

Your point would hold only if every single dance emote in the game came solely from black culture, and Epic was run by only white people.  Since neither of these are true, this is not about race.  Its about profiting off something that Epic did not create, or fairly license.

i had to star this simply for “Al Smith.”  that’s taking “Phil Rivers” to the next level.  good work my dude.

like tristan thompson?

would you say, maybe a process towards recovery?

“Markelle Fultz” is a fictional NBA #1 pick

NOT ENOUGH CAPS LOCK EITHER!

what’s a shit-hell?

yes, always go for the low hanging fruit.  especially the ones that someone else grabbed 30 minutes before you.

Loogit this hustler over here, using ‘in the know’ terms like ‘sawbuck’ and ‘fin.’ They must rake in quite a few ‘yards’ a week! Maybe even a couple ‘dubs’ on the side!

Plus Prescott has the most fumbles in the league. Buck couldn’t help but keep telling us that last night.

“Gym” is easy to default to. Especially for city dwellers (like me in NYC for 12 years) because its very difficult to squeeze exercise equipment into a 1-bedroom apartment, or a 2-bedroom apartment with kids. Now that our family has been living in a larger house on the west coast for a few years, we just made a cyber…

Why haven’t I seen Huckleberry Seed in any of the name of the year brackets?!?!

The best sandwich I ever ate was from a bodega in Spanish Harlem when I lived there back in 2000. Its so simple, as it was nothing but honey turkey, grilled onions, shredded lettuce and mayo on an 8" deli roll. But it was the way they prepared it, using a flat top grill. They would cut the roll, put the mayo on both…

I for one bow to our new Knickers overlord

People with weak bladders are SERIOUS it seems.

+1 simply for the ransom typo. made it so much better because all 80's/90's action/thriller movies had the kidnapper send ransom notes with cut out magazine letters, so the synergy of the typo is just spot fucking on!

“then make a little hatch mark in my journal”

Wait, what? I never said anything about it being mandatory. I am just informing others that my home state isn’t nearly as bad as goofballs like Drew make it out to be. I would certainly rather spend 4 days doing Cedar Point and Cleveland than going anywhere in Minnesota, that’s for sure.

“Oh my god, shut the fuck up and fuck off. Jesus Christ you suck.”