Oh golly, I hope you die of a “conveniently timed” brain embolism. Save that kind of horseshit commentary for DJ Durkin, who actually deserves it.

What an awesome fail.  Bravo, good sir/madam

See, this is why I hate it when Deadpsin gives the weekend guy free reign to post whatever they want. That was just a rundown of what has been this season for OSU, there was no redemption talk, no praise, just a statement of what has happened over the last few months.  I mean, “working obscenely hard”?  Come on....

Come the fuck on Deadspin, you’re better than this.

“You hoes wanna be down, wanna be “real niggaz!” and still voting for the First White President. Shame our looks, hair, culture while using our looks, hair and culture. Want to be able to say nigga without pushback while still wanting 99% white male protagonists. “BuT tHe SoUrCe MaTeRiAl” headasses. This shit ain’t an…

and now the update after that, sure your whole team has been assaulted, but if you don’t play, you’re fucked for 5 years. WTF?

Gus Johnson carries no ones jock

Didn’t they blow a 3-1 lead at some point?

I mean, dude (or dudette), a family member dying just blows, no matter how “bad” they seem to you, blog commenter, who knows nothing.

But what college did Ryan Fitzpatrick attend?

you forgot the /s

The best part is this year it lines up exactly 40 years to the day!

I actually own this shirt:

Don’t knock it til you try it, ya rude bastard! Thanksgiving is all about being thankful for family, friends, and your lot in life, and ESPECIALLY shameless gluttony!

It was more of a “OK, I know I can figure this out” brain teaser type of thing. If it got to a full minute, I certainly would have enlisted Google.

you have the taylor ham, i’ll take the pork roll.

Salt Flats FTW! I got pulled over on I-80 while doing 90 MPH, but not for speeding, but because I had NY plates (since I was moving from NYC to CA) and the state trooper wanted to make sure I wasn’t up to something nefarious. He let me go with a warning, and said “just keep it under 90 til the state line.”

It took me nearly 30 seconds to figure out TYOOL.

Came here to say the same, so thank you!! Cedar Point is so badass its worth the trip alone just for that. There’s a reason its either #1 or #2 amusement park in the world every year.

Glad to see this bumped up, good article. Also, if you haven’t watched Dunkey’s short video of play through from last year, you really should: