cuz it’s got hooch in it, duh!

Came to the comments expecting Bixby related puns. Left disappointed.

However, given the fact that it IS the Browns, your thought process is totally valid.

It was from 2013, and the Browns ended up winning 37-24.

Paracord bracelets were actually a “thing” with my kids and their friends circa 2014, preceding kendamas, stress putty, and fidget spinners. Pretty soon all kids will be into yo-yo’s as the latest fad at this rate.

Agree 100%. Let’s also remember that LeBron has never had a major injury in his 14+ year career. So truly, he has really no idea what Derrick Rose has gone through/is going through.

“They’re real, and they’re spectacular!”

In California you can get beer, wine, and 80 proof liquor 365 days a year at the grocery store, CVS/Rite Aid, 7-11 and other convenience stores/bodegas, gas stations, and more. After moving here from NYC, I was floored (and ecstatic).

“There is no more over-hyped meal on the planet than In-n-Out, fast food or otherwise. The burgers are messy to the point of sogginess, ‘flavor’ is largely imparted by grotesque thousand-island goo, and the meat is simply passable.”

January bday was only good for one thing ever: turning 16 ahead of most kids in my class so I was one of the first to get a driver’s license. Other than that as a kid it meant family members gave me my Xmas and bday gifts ALL ON XMAS, and as an adult, everyone is so wiped out from Xmas/New Year’s that no one ever…

Those are just pencil shavings in a bag....

agreed, but let’s not go lumping the funbag in with the shitty posts!

Don’t you mean Jason Bourne?

you must have missed the note in the last funbag that there won’t be one this week, as they are all prepping for the deadspin awards, which is either tonight or tomorrow, can’t bother checking

“Have LeBron dunk on fucking James Toback and then kick him in the balls. Now THAT is added value.”

Counterpoint: Who the fuck drinks six cups of coffee in the morning?

you probably wanna take a hard pass on Medford. lots of retired northern Californians there with a “they’ll never take my guns” mentality, plus a decent crystal meth underbelly.

Can confirm that this is also standard in England, for the same reasons: wife is from there. Even the ready made sandwiches found in Mark’s & Spencer’s, Sainsbury’s, Tesco, etc all come buttered.

Take it easy chief, I was comparing the benefits of being able to do it myself to my liking instead of being given soggy/doughy crust and cheese that still needed more time in the oven and just having to deal with it. I wasn’t comparing Papa Murphy’s to my old pizzeria down the block when I lived in Brooklyn, I was…

I actually have 2 game used balls from the Indians-Yankees series, and they really DO seem different than the ones I have from earlier in the season. The seams are just so much more “low profile” on the ball, if that makes sense. It would certainly go a long way to help long fly balls be more aerodynamic, and carry…