“....boring New York dyke...”

I only want her to be Mattie Ross in the Coen Brothers’ True Grit and wish she would be reasonable and put her hair back into two long sensible braids and spend all her time bossing people around whle using olde-timey words.

I have no clue! It feels rather light, but I don’t actually know anything about this guy or UK law. (For what it’s worth, my understanding of continental legal systems is that they have generally fewer protections like the 4th and 5th Amendments, so it’s just a whole different mindset about the relationship between…

You just made the case for his exclusion.

The HOF if for great, not “just plain good...damn good” players.  

Two years running, one year limping, then euthanized...

He’s on loan from Newell’s Good Boys.

Isn’t The Berhalter Pulisic a Robert Ludlum novel?

Luka Dončić is silencing the diacritics with his play.

From one New York Metropolitans fan to another....have a star.

I once met Steve Somers at Milford Jai Alai.

He sounds like he wandered away from a Grateful Dead show between sets in the early 90s and ran into someone who gave him a NYC sports talk radio gig.

My brother and I used to kill ourselves laughing doing Schmoozy over the top Steve Somers impersonations. The guy is everything (the actual event of) sports is supposed to be: a fun diversion from actual life.

“Well, there’s a guy.”

As the lore goes this is one of the ways he warms up

i misread the headline, thought he had won his battle against gravy. he is a stronger man than i.

Get a Load of this guy? Whats next huh mR sCiEnCe ?!?!?! These tires were made out of rubber or something? pfffft

I’ve been reffing for 25 years, teaching reffing for ten, and I don’t think I’ve met anyone with a worse understanding of offside than you.

Wondo/Belgium still triggers me.

“White Men Don’t Jump: My Avoidance of the King’s Knight Opening” would work too.

Americans would never stand for a system in which the entirety of the playing cadre was turned over every three or four years. It’s ludicrous to even think they’d fill 80,000 seat stadiums every Saturday to watch it.