Oh man we were just in CDMX and the dogs there were one of our favorite things - especially the ones at Teotihuacan.

Obligatory sports content:  You should only steal a pumpkin if your expected success rate is 70% or higher, and never with one out.

Am I missing a level of irony, or could these people not come up with a less ridiculous name for their church than IHOP?

Not to nitpick but the Astros weren’t down to their last out - it was a tie game.

Happy not to do it in the future, but I’ve been here the better part of 10 years now, and I’ll be damned if I’d ever heard that criticizing the writing/editing of a post isn’t fair game. “Bitchy gripes about the people who work here” seems like an awfully defensive way of looking at it.

Seriously?  This got greyed because it was... too popular?

“it to be has”

Yeah, three seems right. There’s a paragraph way down somewhere that, had it been situated as the lede, might have made this one more comprehensible, but even so it’s terribly edited/written.

That first sentence-paragraph is... just... wow.

why are you even here?

How could you not think it?

Well at least now we know what happened to Natalie Wood.

“While the former focused dryly on complex court cases and crimes not limited to homicide”
I don’t think this is right, is it? Didn’t every episode of the original begin with a dead body and proceed as a murder investigation (with related/tangential issues, sure...)?

I think he probably wrote and deleted that when it came time to say something intelligent about Icardi and/or Choupo-Mouting.

And yet... would anyone actually put money on PSG?  They can’t defend either.  If the over-under were 3.5 on this, I’d bet the over and Real to get a result.

This raises an interesting question, given the success of Marsch, Tyler Adams, et al.:  who has done more for U.S. soccer over the past 5-10 years - the USSF or Red Bull?

Under, either for Chelsea or Spurs, if they don’t right the ship quickly. Liverpool lost at Red Star last year and don’t forget for all that Spurs did in the knockouts they needed a miraculous last 15 minutes both in their match and the Inter match to make it out of their group at all.

Let’s all just hope that Sergino Dest is actually American (in the relevant sense).

Fun fact, he has a .350 career OBP, which is something like the 50th best in history for a catcher (excluding guys with small numbers of ABs).

I can’t believe that anyone actually read a single word beyond “Vanderlei Luxemburgo”.