Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

*chef's kiss*

I listened for a little bit, and god damn this is the worst shit he’s ever put out by a few light years.

Reports say the referee is recovering, though he is still struggling with “language difficulties.”

I didn’t use it in vain, I used it as part of a joke.

Springier would have made that catch. 

“I’mlikeseriouslyexcitedI’mkindashybutmostlyexcitedandcourageous”

Good Head, Boner Combine To Get FCUM All Over The Internet

Alex Morgan didn’t exactly cover herself in glory, whatever the stats say... and seems undroppable because of her marketing status. Is that the elephant in the (locker) room?

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

an aside:  fuck whatever kinja update made it that I don’t see a row of drowsy francesca gifs in the related stories row

It’s more than a little ironic that the definitive proof that the Premier League truly is as comprehensively and inarguably supreme as its fanboys have long contended it to be has come in the exact form many of those same fanboys shitted on Spain for back when La Liga was top dog.

Granted this may be more of a commentary on my own reading skills, but that took me three attempts to read and comprehend the point Billy was trying to make.

I’m saving reply this post.

the Yankees said he’d play a role dis year, so he did

“Actually, I do not recommend she stand by Germán.”
-Tammy Wynette

Yeah, but whenever he plays Yin, they always tie.

I’m more surprised that the Cubs are playing Shinsuke Nakamura’s face entrance music between innings.

not looking good so far dan

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really.”