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This story is significantly lacking in details about Jordan Thompson’s Amazing Tennis Mustache.

Lol that’s the joke

Man, hope that dude doesn’t run into Brian McCann anytime soon.

Is it really more amazing that he got a save being a position player, or that he got a save being a grown man named Stevie?

Ooh we made the same joke!

It’s sort of surprising that Kolasinac was even in position to defend the attack, rather than being way too far forward.

I honestly can’t tell whether this is just the most Captain Obvious reply of all time, or whether I’m missing a joke.

Both. He used to wear a different number on his shirt (23, maybe?) - until the Mets signed Carlos Beltran, at which point he changed to 15, because - and this is straight from the horse’s mouth - “Carlos Beltran” and “Cow Bell Man” sound more or less the same if you say them with the same sort of drawl.

I’ve always wondered whether Cow Bell Man had a midwestern cousin, and now I know.

I know!  I just read that this week too.  Amazing.

Grayson Allen killed JFK Jr.  You heard it here first.

Not to go too far out on a limb here, but I’m pretty sure Sturridge would be pretty pissed if they’d stolen his human, too.

Requiem for a Team:  Kyrie Irving Elieson, Felix Pie Jesu, John Lackeymosa
 

This is excellent work, though also the shorter answer is that there are virtually no elite RPs - outside of a handful of guys in history who are in the HOF or on their way there - that are actually able to sustain Diaz’s 2017-2018 level of performance for more than two years.

You don’t know anything about shit.

Well it was in Portugal, so maybe he thought the two were Lisbons?

You can’t spell Edwin Diaz without IED!

It’s amazing that she doesn’t yet have a role in the Trump Administration.

I’m no lip-reader, but I think he said “This one’s for you, Manny” right before the toss.