well, yes.

I’d say it’s a fucking miracle no one got shot.

First of all, I hate VAR - for all the obvious reasons, like the calls in the FRA-NOR and FRA-NGA game, the Man U-PSG game, how it ruins the pace of play, etc.

That said, part of the problem more broadly is in terms of the perception it creates. “Two Brazil goals ruled out against Venezuela through VAR” - well, yes,…

The move Lavelle pulled on the Thai defender late in the first half was even better.

Do you know what sarcasm looks like?
(Hint:  they’re both oval.)

I cAnT bElIeVe ThEy DoNt HaVe nEtS aRoUnD tEh BaTtEr!!!!!

Sorry man, I took it darker.

Uhh that seems unlikely: 

Man, between the Mike Liut name-check in this story and the unexpected appearance of Kelly Hrudey in the video about Punjabi NHL broadcasting, this has been a banner week for mid-80s goalkeepers here on Deadspin.

Now, what’s Pelle Lindbergh up to?

Couldn’t he have just gotten Alfredo Morelos to elbow him in the mouth?

Any relation to the great Colombian striker Faustino Asprilla? What a sad story, in any event.

Huh.  You’ve given me a lot to think about.

Wait... are you me?

*titillating

I am appalled by your altitude towards this tragedy.

You can see him kick him, and then when the player’s body is between the camera and the guy, he hits him (though you have to infer that from the reaction of the Sunderland players).

The angry short man with the mohawk who voted for Brexit. 

It’s 2019

It is entirely possible that it made them feel like shit. It’s debatable whether that’s justified, or whether anyone should be able to brush off 100% of the words coming from a toddler. It’s unequivocally not newsworthy.

If they just converted Russell to catcher they could have quite the battery.