Donetsk me why, but that was pretty funny.

Can we spank other children’s parents? Cos when mommy or daddy are just staring vacantly into space while Æshleæigh is destroying a display stand is what annoys me.

What a lochmess! Someone could have been kilt. No wonder the Proclaimers wanted to walk the fuck out of there

“Aw, c’mon, your honor! So I threw a dildo. The guy next to me was yelling ‘SHIT!’ the whole game and nobody arrested him!”

#neverforget

It has the coloration of an Eric Carle illustration. I’m fixated on it.

I bet this guy was totally normal until the men’s team lost to Trinidad & Tobago. I mean, a lot of people snapped that day. 

which ended with him getting whacked with a vacuum tube

Clearly there are very fine people on both sides

If only the players could form some sort of group to address the concerns for their working conditions.

The best part of that first goal is the keeper and the defender who is literally standing on the end line both raising their arm asking for the offsides call.

Wayne Rooney’s achievement is even more impressive if you consider that he moved to a foreign country without even speaking the same language. 

At first I was appalled at the tendency of MLS teams to ape European naming conventions (DC United, Real Salt Lake, etc.), then I was amused, and now I fervently pray that the expansion club run by Precourt will be called “PSV Austin”.

the real victory was the friends they made along the way

ha ha, what a funny name! Who ever heard of an Italian named Kevin

What?! And now I’m getting my museum news from my baseball news. I regret nothing. 

I hope you like pitching changes.

Virgil Trucks

And he knew that Kavanaugh would never recognize Consent(ino).