In the same spirit, might I gently suggest a modest edit to your comment?
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that doesn’t show up on deadspin, just my sad twitter TL
The prophecy is foretold, “The Youth who touches a man on the head shall not remove his tunic before Young Boys.”
Mike Moustakas charged in from third base for a bare-handed play.
I sincerely hope that Jace and Kelsi find a way to work things out, because I’m truly curious what they would name their children.
Eight Men In
Except those three weeks in May when he was grounded for god knows what reason*.
This is supposed to be a calendar from the 80's but doesn’t have this drawn on it? FAKE CALENDAR! Sad!
THE 49ers: “Don’t worry—we know exactly who you’re talking about and we’re already on it”
He didn’t go blind, he tore his ACL.
I can’t believe he missed that FG after going 638/638 with the practice net!
Lohud.com says Vigeant was pronounced dead at a local hospital.
You might think the Timberwolves’ dream of turning the franchise around are over, but it’s the Bulls who are really finnished.
Possible diagnoses:
Pubonic Plague
Staff Infection
Boneitis
Sackardia
Ballemia
Nutrosis
Dongue Fever
Tooleremia
Dicklampsia
Scrotrosy
Welcome to Billyville, where one nice dribble move results in 3000 words about how “this guy, who most fans already are vaguely familiar with and isn’t that good when it comes to the overall playing of the soccer, is actually the best dribbler in the world, and everyone needs to pay more attention to him, and he would…
This is like a mobius strip of “he’s good, and is actually way better than he has been, but he was supposed to be even better, but he’s actually surprisingly good in his own way, but this isn’t a good fit for him, but he and his team are making the best of it so it’s all good”. I can’t finish this.
Yeah, this whole thread is pretty rough. Folks are really working hard to wedge in some of these puns too. I just don’t get the links between some of the comments and the seriousness of the situation, but I suppose that’s the royal and ancient nature of Internet comments...
Hazard is exactly the type of player that shows the limitation of goals + assists for measuring greatness in soccer. Other than maybe Messi, there is simply no better player for transitioning from defense to offense. His ability to receive a pass, turn on the ball, and move it upfield is unmatched, and this has not…
It took an eagle eye but I saw what you did there. May it be an albatross around your neck.
I respect his love for his brother, but most likely Kean just is not very good.