I was a big fan of that team when Kathy Ireland was their kicker.

Yonathan Perlaza trotted home with the winning run

This is admittedly nit-picking, but you can’t add insult to injury before the injury has happened.  The match was still 0-0 for another 15 minutes.

On this day, let us also remember Laura Wagner’s email account, and pray for the Dead Letters which await us. Amen.

Loccident Dis-Oriented

This is why doctors recommend a daily stool softener, even for healthy adults.

I fault other commenters for not giving your comment the love it deserves.

has Julia Louis-Dreyfus provided a statement?

After that collision Phillips may be a flathead. 

“It ain’t me, it ain’t me. I ain’t no military son, son.” - fortunate Son

Bill Welke referred you to the rulebook. The rulebook is correct, not the announcers.

You forgot Liga MX, the most watched league in the US. It gets way higher ratings than EPL, MLS, La Liga, or Bundesliga. The Mexican league is prime time on Univision, which is over-the-air (i.e. free) in most big American cities.

tomato/トマト

Pretty sure it was not in El País, must have been La Cebolla.

I loathe gum, and I hate that I am in such the minority in this matter. It’s not the chewing process or anything, because literally chewing on fat is fine by me. But the fact that people constantly drop their used gum everywhere and blight the concrete sidewalks of every city just leads me to believe that gum is…

Here is a hot take:  all gum is bad and a waste.  In HS, everyone had gum because they were trying to cover up alcohol smell on their breath (which I was too lame and uncool to ever be invited to do).  Once you don’t need to conceal your underage drinking, it’s worthless.  

-urns

I guess he’s never heard the phrase “Don’t shoot the Messinger.”

You know how it works. If you can't trap the ball you're going to run twice as far.