Christ, I hope someone is pruning all of the trees at the Peterson estate. Dude’s gonna be angry.

Jefinho is enjoying tremendous success after a risky transition from his starting spot on the Brazilian national team’s back line during the 2014 World Cup.

Whatever Ivory’s intentions are, I’m sure they’re 99 and 44/100 percent pure.

Question: Do you have an understanding as to the word consent?

It’s not that he the doesn’t know what it means... The question caused him to roll his ankle and he had to be carted out of the deposition...

That one is for the Jalops of the bunch here at Deadspin, P.G. (Post Gawker)

I didn’t want to make a mountain out of a molehill.

Holy shit; it’s the ol’ taco-truck-on-every-corner gambit. We’re fucked!

LOL he doesn’t make the list at all you see because he’s white.

How many times do they have to tell you they don’t start serving lunch until 10:15? Your fault at this point imo

Can’t

I think the Mets fan is in fact joking around himself. We have now entered the infinite feedback loop of jokes and possibly not getting jokes and commenting about not getting jokes that were possibly just jokes themselves, or as I like to call it: Peak Deadspin.

In every thread there’s a winner Andalusia.

“Deadspin commenters: we destroy more people’s faith in humanity before noon on Monday than most sites do all week*”

I kind of hate how shitty Gawker writers are now writing for Deadspin about crap that has nothing to do with sports.

My God, I wasn’t expecting a Matt Christopher reference.

“When I’m president, I’ll care about African Americans so much you wouldn’t believe it. I’ll spell check at least one out of every two names.”

“when being born on your block meant you rooted for Arsenal while the kid across the street’s address consigned him to Tottenham fandom; when provincialism was the game’s sole guiding principle—Soccer was Soccer.”