Usually, it involves pushing an old person in a wheelchair into the deep end. It’s an acquired taste.

I am just having a terrible day.

It wasnt Butler ratting him out that set Valencia off. It was the fact that he followed it up by saying “Now orange you glad I was honest?”

I was going to go with something like “Lochte did micturate from Florida...” somewhere in there, but it didn’t flow right. I do regret not referring to the news stream as yellow journalism though.

Something about this story doesn’t smell right. I mean, Lochte is no whiz kid, but how is “they were asked to use the bathroom” where this story starts? Something pissed off either the gas station or the swimmers before that. And then why leak the robbery story? Did someone text them “ur in trouble” and they did that…

I understand your concern but don’t know why you’re implicating me in all this.

A nice feather in the cap of his father, Rio’s chefe de policia.

Enciclopédia Marrom broke the case when Lochte said the robber spoke Spanish, as the official language of Brazil is Portuguese.

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Now that he is home, Lochte wants to put this behind him and fade into Bolivian.

Wait...so how would the IOC even know if Lochte got held up or not? Were they there? Or did they just flat-out deny it for optics purposes?

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

“The single worst thing that has ever happened to an Armenian”

Holy shit this takes me back. I am going to go out and buy every CYOA book for my kids immediately.

I take it it was a deadlift?

Bok bok bok bok bok bok bok Choi
- Chris Berman

Biographer: What do you recall about your debut with Bordeaux?

With all these capybaras around, the tournament is sure to be a ROUSing success.

This makes me miss Tuesday Night Fights

Oh you better believe that’s a paddlin’