The real question here is whether his attorney can plea-bargain the charges down to a Flagrant 1.

Come on, lay off the guy. We should celebrate the fact that he is the first law enforcement official to come from what is undoubtedly a long line of butlers.

A team worse than the USMNT just won the Euros playing aggressively ugly soccer. If the US had played that style they’d be put on blast for how pathetic they were.

Kenny Lofton did this in the 1996 ALCS

ha! because of maps and stuff, i get it.

+1 Ice T.

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

I know that! But it was a good joke. So I’m sticking with it.

Hey good thing that ball wainwright above that bird.

He just wanted to ask him how he got his team to take him back after an ugly domestic abuse incident.

Manziel’s spokesperson also announced that her client is looking to hire a goestojailperson.

UniWatch did a contest for this and Aces, came up, well, Aces. (I’ll see myself out)

E-C-DUB E-C-DUB E-C-DUB

Always tryna get at that 2nd Amendment.

Say what you want about Georgios Papagiannis, but he did a hell of a great job raising Webster after his parents were killed.

you shut your mouth when you talk to me about Thor. He’s FINE!

When asked to comment, Bill Pulsipher reported he was just happy to be asked to comment.

If they had just remained tied they would’ve played Croatia and stayed on the “easy” side of the bracket.

So she was nice as long as she was sweet and humble and didn’t have an opinion?

TFW you have to stay strong for the people back in Cwdyrrrrfyxkjfuygfkjs Mawr.