You should change the headline - even if just for this woman's sake - yes, she had an abortion but she did so for a very specific reason and it's click bait to leave the headline as is. I was horrified by the title and then immediately realized it was misleading.

Blows my mind Vegas gets a franchise when Toronto doesn’t even have an NHL team.

God is so good.

Probably there to find one of the home team fans and hit them. We know how much he likes assaulting Athletic supporters.

You’re being chased by 100 cops, your life is over, you may be facing the electric chair. Maybe you just want a temporary respite from losing everything you ever had by listening to someone having an even worse day in John Fucking Starks go 2-18 from the floor.

RIP

Did we not get this with Steph Curry versus Lillard and McCollum in the 2nd half & overtime of Game 4 during the Warriors/Blazers series? I recall Curry trading treys and amazing hoops with Lillard and McCollum all second half then Curry stole it in OT. That was probably the best actual game all NBA playoffs if we’re…

“hymn and ha?” Is this some regional variant? I always see “hem and haw” for this situation.

It also helps that the US is easily the most fit team outside of maybe Brazil. The US has always been deadly on the counter because some of their mids just simply do not tire like normal humans. Michael Bradley and Jones predominantly. And Yedlin and Johnson on the wings. Those four can turn a simple turnover into a…

Copa America Centenario: The Copa America is South America’s regional tournament, usually held every 4 years. Because it’s the 100th anniversary, they are holding a special tournament in the US and they invited 6 CONCACAF teams to join, making 16 total. It’s a one-time tournament.

deuce doesn’t run enough to be a midfielder anymore. also, i don’t think he passed that ball to jones for his goal, it honestly looked more like he took a heavy touch while dribbling and lost it and jones just happened to be there.

KLINSMANN OUT METER:

I refuse to justify that pun by even attempting to pronounce the incongruous double vowel sound it requires.

This needs more love.

wow, he scored from hellas far away

Indians over Marlins in the 1997 World Series. No ripple effect, no larger theme; you don’t give a shit. But I do. Do it for me (and José Mesa).

Give Tom Watson the 2009 Open Championship. If you want to follow the rules above, have him beat Cink in the 4-hole playoff.

You misunderstand me. I’m friends with a shark bite victim so it’s cool

Last words of Dejean: It’s gettin’ dark, too dark to see.

Ah, makes sense. Though far duller than all the different explanations I wanted to believe.